The Turds Collection: Deep Sh*t

This hand painted poly resin figurine of Deep Sh*t comes with shovel and lantern and some serious Workers Rights Issues.

Short Biography:

Deep Sh*t is a born grafter who heads the workforce in the sludge mines of Sewer valley. In addition to this Deep Sh*t is the leader of “The Movement” union and is often battling with the mine bosses on the crap conditions that miner Turds have to work under. His major achievements to date are thicker hair bands for the worker and the ‘Pay Now, Die Later’ funeral scheme.

You’ll often see Deep Sh*t hanging out with his brown neck buddy Pancracker in the local alehouse called ‘The Bog and Brush’. It’s there that they’ll drink themselves blind, ready for a night of action in Crap Pan Alley.

Standing 11cm tall he comes complete with logbook and Turd handling tips.

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