Randy the Rude Gnome

Meet Randy the Rude gnome. Place him at your front door to give visitors a very unwelcome greeting.

Motion activated, randy stands tall and proud whilst giving you the finger. Come too close and you will hear one of the following sayings:

- The best thing about being a garden gnome is that I’m always hard.
- Hey you, lean down, I wanna tell you something. Come on closer, closer, closer. Now p@ss off dip sh#t!
- Listen hear buddy, I’ll give you twenty bucks if you can get your wife to show me her titties.
- Hey you, f@#k off!
- Take one step closer and I’ll chew your knee caps off.
- The dog! Get me a f@#king umbrella!
- I’m 14 inches tall and I bet I still have a bigger dick than you.
- Suck my tiny ceramic co#k.
- “farts” Oh man I held that one in for 3 hours waiting for someone to show up.
- “farts” What? I can’t exactly run to the toilet.
- You can’t be serious, no way are you going to fit through that door.
- You’re one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen, and I’m a garden gnome.
- Hey you, my balls are really itchy but I can’t move. Would you mind?

So rude, the garden gnome also comes with a PG switch to bleep out all the profanities.

Randy measures 27cm tall and requires 2 AA batteries which are included.

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